Okay, since I'm apparently incapable of actually accomplishing anything tonight, I may as well give you my thoughts on this week's SPN.
Basically I thought it was made of pretty much equal parts of FUCKING AMAZING AWESOME and UTTER FAIL. It had so much to recommend it--like, I don't know,
THE GAY KISS OMG OMGHonestly, my mind was pretty much blown after that. Not because it was hot, because EW FAT OLD MAN EW, but just because OMG SPN WILL APPARENTLY STOOP AT NOTHING TO DELIVER FANSERVICE. As shitty as this show is, I have to respect the fact that the writers seem to genuinely care what the fans think. After the violent, firey implosion of Torchwood fandom, WHICH I AM STILL SUFFERING POST TRAUMATIC STRESS FROM (srsly, any time someone mentions a pterodactyl, or a stopwatch, or I FUCKING SEE A GUY IN A WAISTCOAT I'm overwhelmed by this feeling of crushing sadness. It's HORRIBLE), I really appreciate that Eric Kripke, although he is pretty much a retarded douchewad, is at least not operating under the impression that he is an artist, a genius, or God. The SPN Powers That Be, not being
complete morons, are at least aware that their fans are the only reason they even HAVE a show, and behave accordingly. Also, they know SPN is trashy and completely lacking anything resembling intelligence, and that it is NOT SRS BZN. I can't believe that my standards have sunk so low that I have actually come to consider this to be a good thing.
So yeah, I loved Crowley, even if he was Badger from Firefly (HATE HATE HATE). He was totally in character and he was fucking awesome AND made out with a guy. Although seriously, he should have known Sam and Dean would fuck things up, incompetent asshats that they are.
Also, HOW FUCKING ADORABLE WAS CASTIEL IN THIS EPISODE??? Drinking like ten shots and then blinking up at them with his huge blue eyes and saying, "I think I"m starting to feel something." I LOVE HIM EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I am disappointed he didn't get tortured by Lucifer, though. The spoilers lied. Also, NEW MEG SUCKS. They shouldn't have brought her back at all, she's terrible.
And speaking of people they shouldn't have brought back, WHY THE FUCK ARE JO AND ELLEN DEAD????? *headdesk* I am so fucking pissed off. FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS. And Jo totally redeemed all her retardedness from season two by shooting down Dean's sleazy come-on, and I was like Wow, I actually like her, AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIES. SO NOT COOL. AND THEN FUCKING ELLEN AS WELL, JESUS CHRIST. So now the only female character left alive on this show is...who? Anna? And she hasn't even shown up yet this season. I guess Meg counts as a female character, but as I said before NEW MEG FUCKING SUCKS.
I didn't really mind the heterosexual kiss, though. I figure she deserved it. If she had to die because the show is run by dicks at least she got to kiss Dean first. I mean honestly, if I was dying I'd want Dean Winchester to kiss me.
Anyway. The actual plot part of this episode was actually pretty terrible and made no sense. What the fuck even happened? They blew up a bunch of hellhounds and then Lucifer raised Death? And then Castiel escaped and teleported them away? WAY TO FAIL AT KILLING THE DEVIL, BOYS.
And this REALLY bothers me. LUCIFER IS NOT THE YOUNGER BROTHER. Lucifer was the FIRST angel, so he is most definitely THE OLDER BROTHER. MICHAEL IS YOUNGER. *HEADDESK*